Caribbean Castaway Punch

Sandra Lee - Castaway Punch

Комментарии:

PennyDreadfuI пишет: A) Castaways would never have access to a cranberry.
B) That was more like 2 cups of Brandy.
C) The Champagne wasn't Champagne; it was sparkling wine.

wowzer107 пишет: she was still drunk...

nurisim пишет: I always notice when she is making cocktails she rushes towards the end like she is really excited to taste it.

And that was a cup of Brandy? Somehow a cup manages to double when she's pouring alcohol.

Ryan M. пишет: Hahhaha. Sandy's taste test...

Ciaran Smith пишет: no wonder her ideas suck so fucking much...
she's always bloody drunk!!

sandy lam пишет: After she drank it u could see yhe look in her face tht she didnt like it

angelassoulmusic пишет: lol since when a cup = half a bottle

Naegi's Ahoge пишет: WILSON!
WILSON! I'M SORRY WILSON!
WIIIILSOOOOOON!

Michelle2815CV пишет: THAT'S NOT A CUP OF BRANDY! I SWEAR!

CuervoBlack06 пишет: " We gotta have Sandy's taste test!"

Oh, is it 10am already Sandra?


someguy1224 пишет: she looks disgusted when she tastes it. you can hear that she has to force it down.

alex1231990 пишет: Did Sandra say "Peautiful' at 1:13?

Freeisme пишет: 1 cup my ass, that was a pint.

Speechrights пишет: Damn, she was estatic to pour down the brandy.

jcylu1127 пишет: Behold, the gulp that was heard around the world.

Brad Aikens пишет: "Those ice cubes are cranberry juice that I put in the freezer, how smart is that?"

Pretty smart, it took me awhile to make ice cubes in the oven..

TrapezoidalDinosaur пишет: Damnit, Sandy, don't call it "Castaway" punch. All I can think is-
WILSON
WIIIIIIIIIILLLLSOOOOON

Hannahmiley58 пишет: thats alot of brandy i think its more then one cup ( half the bottle)

thenameserika пишет: im afraid some kids might mistake it for regular punch

Chuck Norris пишет: Don't drink and sail, the popo'll get cha!!!

Ben Notess пишет: i just threw up in my mouth.

i-am-the-walruss пишет: "So that it doesn't water down your cocktail".\r
Well. We wouldn't want to be anything less than drunk, would we, Sandra?

greatpumpkin пишет: I like how she uses brandy in place of the water needed to dilute the juice concentrate properly acting like no one would notice. Maybe she just gets all the film crew and producers drunk with her cocktails so they don't notice her show is a joke.

Yofuu пишет: Concentrate juice is usually VERY bitter, which is why you add sugar into it. That punch must taste TERRIBLE.

jaeboy19 пишет: Damn aunt sandy you put my alcoholic uncle to shame ......beast

Evange пишет: Gah! that must be so sweet! she never does anything to water down the juice concentrate!

dees пишет: mmm i'll bet she shakes all night long.


xtremeRudeboi пишет: OMG SHE IS SUCH A DRUNK!

timbazi пишет: you're going to castaway FAR with that. hehhe u get it?

zeroxer0 пишет: 1 cup of brandi more like 1/2 of the bottle

moonfanaras пишет: at the end she reached for another bottle oh booze and pours it into the punch when cameras are off and then runs away with it

lovefordante пишет: is there an episode where she DOESN'T drink?

RayRoark2009 пишет: this stuff that she just made reminds me of what you would see when you go to one of these porta potties at these festivals.

Monsterbass пишет: Press 9 for an Aunt Sandy taste test!!

EvilDarkAngel4ever пишет: (sandy drinks) -PAUSE-"da champagne wuzzz perfect"

thematt9900 пишет: don't want that cocktail watered down! :P LOL

wicaco пишет: "The champagne - was - perfect!"

She's lamenting the fact that she ruined a perfectly good bottle of cheap champagne.

Simone Else пишет: Youtube's Transcribe Audio says "poorly handled cocktail" at one point. Seems fairly accurate.

jeremy915111 пишет: did she invent 4 loko?

CuervoBlack06 пишет: Yeah, because you want your sailing crew shitfaced when you're out on the open waters. And those pesky life vests, why not just leave them back at shore because after one glass of Sandra's punch, you're sure as hell wont remember that you have them anyway. Well as old Aunt Sandy would say, over the Lips, and past the Gums, lookout Liver, here I come.

ilackedtheheart пишет: Her poor liver!

Priya Jain пишет: An entire bottle of champagne! Jesus Christ!

Levhin Grospe пишет: 1:27

That gulp must have been heard for miles.

TheLolsmiley10 пишет: sandras a jrunk i bet she make extra kiddy cocktails but puts alchol in it!!!!!

guibiaolin пишет: After she taste tested it, she paused a bit. Then, you could tell that she thought it was disgusting

Rachel Quek пишет: WHAT? She didnt add anything to water down the concentrate? Oh my. And only the champagne was good? Oh dear Sandra, that's terrible

tablicakorkowa пишет: It's amazing, I've never tasted this, but I already feel like barfing.

Teal Chastain пишет: she always has to "taste" the cocktail while still on the air. and she always lets out a near-orgasmic "mmm"

Dancing Spiderman пишет: Hey Babe (i squeezes her butt cheek) , make me summa that Sissified Fire Water drink you made last time...

Flyawayforever126 пишет: " Now we are going to add a cup of brandy." * Almost dumps in the whole damn thing -_-

olensiin1 пишет: Refreshing..hahahaha.

Bridget Bowie пишет: sandrunk is at it again!

Angie Av пишет: Look at her face when drinking that thing! That was not a delighted expression XD

Imagigirl пишет: However, one day, Steve decided to bring Swishy to work with him to show to all his friends at the Food Network his friends noticed that the bowl was a bit dirty, but Steve reassured them that he would clean it out after work. But then, after he came back from filming, he came back to find the bowl clean. And Swishy...had gone belly-up. No one ever managed to catch the culprit, but all knew why poor Swishy died. For you see, Swishy's bowl... had been refilled with vanilla vodka.

STRiPESandShades пишет: "Sandy, how many takes do you freaking need?! You just finished a whole bowl of that Castaway stuff!" "F&$(% YOU, WILSON!!"

SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN пишет: she says a cup of brandy, and she uses half of the bottle

UltimateGrobanite пишет: @prettygirl100000 No, because she didn't drink any water. LOL

Crystal Dauz пишет: "the champagne was PERFECT!" .......just the champagne?! oh dear.

MsGolightly пишет: lol, it's not funny I guess, but her little comments are like a cry for someone to force her into rehab.

"Gotta have Sandy's little taste test."

"Use juice ice cubes so your cocktail isn't watered down."

A "cup" of brandy looked like half the bottle.

cupicaik125 пишет: Why does she always taste-test her cocktails, but never tries her food?

Levhin Grospe пишет: 1:28

I can't decide whether or not that loud swallow was her throat clenching up trying to prevent her nasty ass concoction from entering her stomach.

PoliteTia пишет: She is just the best. There is someone think about her that truly stands out. Bravo.

Emily Henson пишет: half a cup of brandy MY ASS! hahahaa

asmith67 пишет: she always giggles when she's pouring the booze.....oh sandy

ZkimzyZ пишет: That's definitely not a cup of Brandy, Sandra...

JanoCharSkians пишет: that was not a cup of brandy

Pikeman50 пишет: I would love to drink that with her!

japanrican1969 пишет: Is it me or is that a lot of booze? I can't believe that brandy and champagne mixed together can taste good.

hellokelco пишет: "you know what? one of the great things about using juice ice cubes in your punch, is that it doesn't water down your cocktail."
uh, that should be the least of your worries.

MarcellosTacos пишет: this drink = acid nightmare.

Big Al пишет: We're just going to need a cup of Brandy.

-pours half a bottle in-

ando1135 пишет: heavens sake....we wouldnt want to water down your alcoholic drink!!

EvilDarkAngel4ever пишет: 1.Concentrate?That stuff needs water mixed in. 2.TOO MUCH ALCHOHOL.DAMN SANDY,CAN YOU MEASURE FOR FUCK? 3. Did she wash the oranges and lemons?

Elly H. пишет: Does she ONLY taste-test the alcohol?

9011jwood пишет: who's driving everyone home?


Michelle2815CV пишет: Frozen concentrated juice is terrible bitter.

And then she dunked in 2 cups of brandy and a whole bottle of sparkling wine.

BITTERNESS APOCALYPSE.

ando1135 пишет: yes, and her new show is all about going to bars and drinking alcoholic drinks. im not kidding, this is her dream job.

bulldozerchn пишет: Of course, don't measure the brandy...

Monica S. пишет: The only comment she makes after the taste test: "That champagne is just perfect."\r
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That's really all she cares about.

wowzer107 пишет: she's funnier than SNL...

Maneater1984 пишет: omg@ that gulp of utter satisfaction... hahaha

Nermi пишет: She always makes the biggest servings ever.

SageOfTheWest пишет: Called "Castaway Punch" because, after you drink it, you'll wake up dehydrated in the middle of nowhere with no idea of where you are.

strawberrygal998 пишет: And a cup of brandy, yeah but half the bottle in, that three fucking cups

LightLunchBoy пишет: I've been wondering that myself!!

Leonard Jones пишет: I love that she says a cup of Brandy...and then proceeds to dump like half the bottle into the punch. I love Ms. Lee!

horseonajetpilot пишет: after the taste test, she said "the champagne was perfect", because nothing else matters to her.

lmno101 пишет: Heaven forbid your 70 percent alcohol drink be watered-down in any way.

albanissi пишет: Sandy's taste test: if the alcohol is diluted at all, pour in some more brandy!

ShodakonFury пишет: A liiiiiiittle = 1 Cup in Sandranese

horsie890 пишет: You don't say "a cup of brandy" and then dump it in with two hands!

ando1135 пишет: "if ur using pineapple juice, put pineapple slices in there"

so by ur logic....orange slices go in cranberry juice cocktail.

PennyDreadfuI пишет: A) Castaways would never have access to a cranberry.
B) That was more like 2 cups of Brandy.
C) The Champagne wasn't Champagne; it was sparkling wine.

wowzer107 пишет: she was still drunk...

nurisim пишет: I always notice when she is making cocktails she rushes towards the end like she is really excited to taste it.

And that was a cup of Brandy? Somehow a cup manages to double when she's pouring alcohol.

Ryan M. пишет: Hahhaha. Sandy's taste test...

Ciaran Smith пишет: no wonder her ideas suck so fucking much...
she's always bloody drunk!!

sandy lam пишет: After she drank it u could see yhe look in her face tht she didnt like it

angelassoulmusic пишет: lol since when a cup = half a bottle

Naegi's Ahoge пишет: WILSON!
WILSON! I'M SORRY WILSON!
WIIIILSOOOOOON!
You'll Need:

3 cups orange juice
3 cups pineapple juice
2 cups lime juice (from about 15 limes)
2 cups light rum
2 cups dark rum
1 cup cura�ao or other orange liqueur
1/2 cup grenadine
1 block of ice or 5 cups ice cubes

Procedures : Stir first 7 ingredients in large punch bowl. Refrigerate until cold. (Can be made 6 hours ahead. Keep refrigerated.)
Add block of ice or ice cubes to bowl with punch. Ladle punch into glasses